{"id":242,"date":"2026-05-25T19:47:28","date_gmt":"2026-05-25T19:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/?p=242"},"modified":"2026-05-25T19:50:49","modified_gmt":"2026-05-25T19:50:49","slug":"day-zero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"Day Zero"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In which I did basic housekeeping and attempted to eat like an actual human being.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/20260525_145741.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" src=\"http:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/20260525_145741.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-246\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dibble is not so sure about all this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which I did basic housekeeping and attempted to eat like an actual human being. Dibble is not so sure about all this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":248,"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodyfolsom.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}